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Nobody Ordered the Swan

A Romantic Comedy About Making Room

by Poppy Fairweather

Prop maker Lena Vintle can make almost anything except room. Space planner Toby Marrick has been hired to find some. Between them stands a giant theatrical swan, a reopening deadline and an attraction neither has put on the list.

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Lena Vintle arrives at the Merewold Assembly Rooms attached to the wrong end of a giant swan. The bird is a theatrical prop. The man blocking its entrance is an actual problem. Toby Marrick has been hired to turn the hall's overflowing storeroom into a useful space before its reopening. Lena wants a proper workshop for the work she loves. He wants a floor he can see. Sharing a desk is compulsory. Agreeing about the swan appears impossible. Then the careful man laughs. The woman with an answer for everything runs out of words. Between an uncooperative publicity photograph, a public meeting with too many chairs and a first date requiring absolutely no scenery, their working arrangement becomes something neither knows how to pack away. But Lena is very good at saying yes until there is nothing left for her. Toby is very good at leaving while everyone still thinks him useful. When their plans for the hall expose the habits they have brought into love, a clever apology will not be enough. They will have to ask for what they want, hear an inconvenient answer and decide what deserves a place in the life they are building. Bright, tender and cheerfully obstructed by an enormous bird, Nobody Ordered the Swan is a romantic comedy about wanting someone for more than what they can do for you.

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Chapter One

Unexpected Bird

"Nobody ordered a swan," said the man in the doorway.

"Then it's fortunate I'm not a delivery service."

Lena tightened her grip on the bird's tail. The left wheel had found a groove in the threshold, the right wheel had a private itinerary, and the golden beak was pointing at the stranger's shirt.

"It's coming back," she added. "Some of us have been invited."

He looked past the enormous cream neck to find her. That took a moment. Lena had been looking forward to arriving as a professional woman with a proposal. At present, she was mostly a pair of overalls behind a bottom.

"Are you Lena?"

"Depends how this goes."

"Toby Marrick. Ash said you'd be here."

"Did she mention the swan?"

"She mentioned a few items."

"She's always been modest."

He stepped aside. It was a sensible gesture, undermined by his placing himself exactly where the beak needed to go. Lena gave the base a gentle push. The swan kissed the pocket of his cobalt shirt.

Neither of them moved.

"Usually," he said, looking down, "there's dinner first."

Lena laughed before she could prevent it. An unfortunate beginning. She had prepared several excellent objections to this man during the walk from the borrowed van, and none of them benefited from his being funny.

Ash had hired him to make sense of the West Room. The phrase had appeared in a message as if sense were a substance that could be poured into a room once somebody removed the interesting things. Lena's proposal, sitting in her bag, required those interesting things. It also required a worktable, storage and the chance to finish a job without someone needing to lay out a buffet across it.

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Book details

Author
Poppy Fairweather
Categories
Romance, Novel & Fiction
Type
Fiction
Format
EPUB and PDF, DRM free
Language
English
Released
2026-10-26
Catalogue code
EQ-0339