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Please Move Your Elbow

A Romantic Comedy of Rival Desks and Unfinished Business

by Poppy Fairweather

She designs treasure hunts. He edits instructions. They have one desk, two incompatible plans and an increasingly inconvenient interest in each other. A bright romantic comedy about asking for room and admitting who you want in it.

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Celia Verran can turn an ordinary afternoon into a treasure hunt. Unfortunately, she cannot turn her new office key into an office that does not already contain a man. Emmett Rill writes instructions for a living, has opinions about her paper labyrinth and would like her elbow removed from his appointment book. A booking mistake at Ternroof Hall leaves them sharing the window desk until their separate rooms are ready. Then the hall invites both of them to propose a welcome project. Celia promises surprise. Emmett promises that visitors will find the bathroom. Neither expects the other to have a point. Their trial routes become a joint venture, their arguments acquire suspiciously affectionate footnotes, and a dinner with very clear directions leads somewhere neither planned. Beneath the jokes, though, Celia is afraid people will stop choosing her when she stops entertaining them. Emmett has spent too long being the useful person whose name disappears from the finished work. When Celia gets an audience and Emmett gets left out of the story, a charming apology will not mend what she has broken. With the hall opening approaching, they must finish the job they promised and decide whether they can make space for each other without giving themselves away. Please Move Your Elbow is a romantic comedy about rival talents, terrible clues, excellent arguments and the surprisingly difficult business of saying exactly what you mean.

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Chapter One

The Window Desk

The man at Celia's new desk had arranged his pens by length, which suggested either a difficult morning or a difficult personality.

She paused in the doorway with a paper labyrinth under one arm and a bag slipping down the other. The labyrinth was a birthday prototype, the bag was for a fresh start, and the man was not mentioned in the agreement.

"Hello," she said. "You seem to have mistaken my beautiful new working life for a place to sit."

He looked up. Copper brown hair, a narrow face, pale freckles and a shirt the dark green of something expensive that lived at the bottom of a pond. His eyes travelled from her face to the labyrinth.

"Does that require its own chair?"

"It requires respect."

"Then we're both going to be disappointed."

His voice was pleasant. This was a nuisance. Celia had found unpleasant men much easier to remove from furniture.

She set the labyrinth on the left half of the desk. A paper tower leaned against his cup. He caught the tower before the cup could teach it a lesson.

"Thank you," she said, taking it. "Celia Verran. Window desk. Starting today."

"Emmett Rill. Window desk. Also today."

They produced their keys. The keys were identical, down to the lemon ribbon tied through each ring. Celia had spent the walk here interpreting hers as a sign that the universe approved of her new beginning. The universe, it appeared, had ordered in bulk.

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Book details

Author
Poppy Fairweather
Categories
Romance, Novel & Fiction
Type
Fiction
Format
EPUB and PDF, DRM free
Language
English
Released
2026-10-27
Catalogue code
EQ-0340